Sent out an email to the cast of Teresa which is being performed at the Cosmos Club on October 17. Here is what I wrote: "Monsignor Lopez(Brian Doyle) and Monsignor Pedro(Scott Bush) have been elevated to Bishops."
Reason: Makes the conflict with Teresa more poignant.
Here are howling comments from the cast.
"The powers you have are amazing! Will they perhaps later be Archbishops and Cardinals?"
"Wow. Lightning promotions! I guess you can do anything when you're the playwright."
"That's OK. So long as you don't demote me to being a monk as celibacy is not my shtick.